What if Santa took sacrifices?

What started as a normal conversation about Christmas between me and my sister today turned into a weird thought. I started wondering how Santa came across all those little elves willing to work so hard to make gifts for the world they would never get to see. Why are these elves willing to work long hours and live in the coldest part of the world?

My sister mentioned a sacrifice for Santa and I think she was originally making a joke about the cookies left on Christmas eve, but it got my mind working. What if Santa’s elves are really kidnapped or sacrificed children that have been forced to work as Santa’s slaves. They have been magically transformed into immortal toy making machines.

Santa_ClausI know this doesn’t seem like the normal cheery Christmas thoughts but my mind does tend to wander beyond the normal realm every so often. If a kid is naughty enough during the year and a stocking full of coal is not good enough, Santa stops by, stuffs the kid in his sack and carries it back to the North Pole. It seems like a legitimate possibility.

I mean Santa seems a little shady to start with. He lives up there at the North Pole in a hidden complex with all the little elves. Every so often his wife is mentioned but no one has seen her in years. He then flies across the world sneaking into the homes of families just to leave gifts? On top of that he is supposedly always watching everyone and knows your actions, when you are sleeping and more. Creepy!!!

Just switch a couple letters in his name around and you come up with the name of a most evil being. Is that sheer coincidence? These thoughts are starting to get to me and it’s getting close to midnight here so I guess I better try to get some sleep. I don’t want to be awake when the creepy old fat man breaks in.

Merry Christmas!

5 thoughts on “What if Santa took sacrifices?

    • Had to look that one up and then realized I had seen it on a Christmas episode of American Dad. Krampus the holiday devil sounds pretty scary but I still have my doubts about Santa. Happy holidays…

  1. Weird thoughts are always the best ones!
    I watched a film last night – Rare Exports – which played upon the concept that Santa has horns on his head, that he kidnaps children, and that his elves eat reindeer.
    Merry X-mas 😀

    • So I guess I’m not the only one who ever wondered about Santa’s children fetish

      “Just hop right up here on my lap Jimmy, I’m Santa”

      Elves eating reindeer is a little more than was on my mind though. Thanks for reading and commenting. Happy holidays.

  2. Well what a full of Santas elves are actually homeless runaway children? That would be a little more philanthropic, wouldn’t it? He gives them a place to hang out all year, and in exchange they make toys for him and wear pointy shoes and hats – not a terrible gig, if you ask me.

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