Clowns, clowns they’re everywhere!
So many clowns, so much bright hair!
Red noses, frowning faces and really big feet
They line every inch of every single street
Some blow balloons, some do a dance
Others lean over and split their pants
They try their hardest to make others laugh
Hoping for a smile from one of their gaffes
There are just too many, too many clowns
The town seems scared, horror abounds
How do we stop them, they keep multiplying
It’s just not right, the kids are all crying
Can somebody call the clown police
It’s time for the town to have some peace
They gather them up from near and far
I wonder how did they all fit in one police car
Hopefully for now things will settle down
Until next week when the circus comes to town.