What if I was jazzy
The right amount of zazzy
If I had the sway
I’d be all the rage today
You couldn’t resist my appeal
It would be so unreal
I would be the cure
And have all the allure
Oh, what if I was cool
And made all the girlies drool
Maybe even a few guys
I would be such a prize
If only I wasn’t a slob
Or not this big ole blob!

Blobs want to be liked too!
[ Giggles ] I love this one!