If I owned a big tank
First place I’d go was the bank
Park it in just the right space
And point it just the right place
Go in and see Mr. Malone
Dare him to say no to my loan
He might want to be a bit careful
Before he starts mentioning collateral
If I called a tank mine
I would drive it all the time
I know it don’t drive that fast
But man the trip is a blast
Everyone better stay out of my way
Or they might have a really bad day
With my tank I don’t use the brakes
Sometimes cars become pancakes
If a tank I could drive
Man I’d feel so alive
I’d travel all night and day
Try to stop me I blow you away
The tank has a really big gun
I shoot it and you are done
The blast makes such a sight
I laugh with complete delight
A tank and I’d be so happy
I know it sounds a bit sappy
Just imagine the fun to be had
I guess I enjoy being a bit bad
Now the police want to get involved
I fire once and the problems resolved
No more police to get in my way
But now the army they want to play
A tank has now got me in trouble
It seems I created too much rubble
I was just having a bit of fun
Now my actions have me on the run
See the army they have tanks too
Their saying I’ll get what I’m due
I’ve created such a big mess
I’m scared now I must confess
I thought owning a tank would be great
Instead it has sealed my fate
My destructive days are all done
This time the authorities have won
I might be on my way to jail
But I’ve got quite a tale to tell
Getting caught was never the plan
But I’ll do it all again if I can
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