If your sofa could speak
What would it say
Might it tell the dogs
Get your stinking paws off of me
It might even suggest
To keep the popcorn to yourself
If you can’t eat without dropping
Then just leave it on the shelf
Where would you be
Without the ability to relax
What if the sofa
Started charging you tax
It might even ask
You put away your feet
It just couldn’t take
The way they did stink
You take it for granted
Thinking it will always be there
But what if the sofa
Took off to the fair
You’d be losing a friend
You didn’t know you had
The family would just joke
Saying, awww that’s too bad
They would add in their take
Telling you right fast
Maybe it’s a sign
To get off your lazy ass!